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Old Apr 08, 2007, 08:52 PM // 20:52   #141
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*sips beer*
*looks around for a Wammo to beat up*
*lights Graspings house on fire*
*watches hi run out*
*hands him a beer*
"You belong at the bar"
*sips beer*
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Old Apr 08, 2007, 08:58 PM // 20:58   #142
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*sips rum*
*flips through TV channels*
*turns TV off*
*goes back to the ship*
*gets on*
*steers out to sea*
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Old Apr 09, 2007, 12:05 AM // 00:05   #143
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*Order 5 Beer Bottles*

*Throw Beer Bottles everywhere*

*Burn the Place*

*Is Beer Flammable?*
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Old Apr 09, 2007, 01:47 PM // 13:47   #144
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*sips beer*
*throws some on Magna*
*takes a match*
*tosses it on Magna*
*watches Magna go up in flames*
"Yup, it is*
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Old Apr 09, 2007, 02:04 PM // 14:04   #145
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*Thinking, "How could I burn if you and the bar are burning?"*

*Found out the reason*

*Forgot it*

*Ask people around what was it*
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Old Apr 09, 2007, 02:57 PM // 14:57   #146
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*sips beer*
"Umm because I am always burning"
*points to flame on my head*
*pushes Magna into some oil*
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Old Apr 09, 2007, 03:09 PM // 15:09   #147
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*thinks about how to put fire out*
*gets an idea*
*throws bottle of water on Magna*
*turns out to be Everclear*
"woops"
*casts HB on Magna*
*orders an IPA*
*drinks*
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Old Apr 09, 2007, 04:58 PM // 16:58   #148
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*sips beer*
*interuptes Souls HB*
*laughs*
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Old Apr 10, 2007, 12:59 AM // 00:59   #149
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*steals another beer*
*peers around for another victim*
*tosses darts at pwnd*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 10, 2007, 01:11 AM // 01:11   #150
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*dodges darts*
*grabs a dart out of midair*
*hits Magna with it*
*laughs*
*sips rum*
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Old Apr 10, 2007, 01:31 AM // 01:31   #151
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*jacks someone's barrel of rum*
*pulls out a shogun*
*fires at an otherworldly being that was about to consume Divine Freak sent by Pwnd's hired lazy assassin*
*starts to drink rum*
*continues to drink rum*
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Old Apr 10, 2007, 01:35 AM // 01:35   #152
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*sips rum*
"Wondered why the assassin never showed" >.<
*takes out AK-47*
*points at Divine*
*fires*
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Old Apr 10, 2007, 01:45 AM // 01:45   #153
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*continues to drink rum*
*casts SoA on Divine*
*forgets to use cover enchant*
*continues to drink without a care*
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Old Apr 10, 2007, 01:58 AM // 01:58   #154
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*Burning*

*Ash*

*Reborn like a Pheonix*

*Get flamethrower, kill everyone*

*Except Soul*
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Old Apr 10, 2007, 02:16 AM // 02:16   #155
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*comes out of the portal made at the very last second*
*becomes ticked as Bane's barrel of unfinished rum is...*
*pulls out the Ceruberus and open fires at Soul*
*revives the bartender to have her serve more rum*
*becomes calm while sipping rum*
*gives evil glare at M C while drinking*
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Old Apr 10, 2007, 06:08 AM // 06:08   #156
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*walks back in*
*burns things*
*kicks someone*
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Old Apr 10, 2007, 06:24 AM // 06:24   #157
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*Burn Bane's Eyes when he glared at me.*

*Watch the flame burning from his eyes to his brain*

*Laughs Hysterically*

*Started to watch Youtube in the comp*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAFrmV1-_uA
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Old Apr 10, 2007, 01:42 PM // 13:42   #158
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*sips rum*
*tosses another dart at Magna*
*hits him in the eye*
*laughs*
*takes out another AK-47*
*fires at random people*
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Old Apr 10, 2007, 11:45 PM // 23:45   #159
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*-_^*

*Use Orison of Healing*

*Healthy again*

*Kills "I pwnd U" by ????*

*"I don't know he just died"*

*Calls CIA to figure out the killer*

*"If they ever say it's me I'll burn them instantly"*
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Old Apr 11, 2007, 02:44 PM // 14:44   #160
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*laughs at Magna*
"I can't just die idiot"
*Takes out a MP5*
*places a 3-round burst in Magna's skull*
*laughs at him as he dies*
*sips beer*
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